Shopping spree
for the family tree haven't seen your family tree in quite
a while too many
sandwiches
and wine sherry
stains down your best man
tie what a speech
the band arrives the granny's cry
singer's tongues
in the bar maids mouth a voice
grandpa drunk
a drop or two his head's still
sunk in the portaloo
what a man you bought a sequin dress for your
chicken breast
the disco's late and he's overpaid tonight you got a
diamond rong and
the man who sings the man who sings
made love to the
barmaid twice and that's just tonight the blue rinsed hairs lift
up the chairs
the band's too loud they're off downstairs what a noise
the bride and
groom dance their dance the sibger mimes there's still
a chance the barmaid
smile