Whoah!
A get your hands
in the air, and get to clappin 'em
and like, back
and forth because ah
this is.. what
you thought it wasn't
It beez.. the
brothers representin' the Dirty Dozen
I be the F-R-O
the double G *coughing in background*
And check out
the man he goes by the name of er...
Verse One: Eminem
Slim Shady, brain
dead like Jim Brady
I'm a M80, you
Lil' like that Kim lady
I'm buzzin, Dirty
Dozen, naughty rotten rhymer
Cursin at you
players worse than Marty Schottenheimer
You wacker than
the motherfucker you bit your style from
You ain't gonna
sell two copies if you press a double album
Admit it, fuck
it, while we comin out in the open
I'm doin acid,
crack, smack, coke and smokin dope then
My name is Marshall
Mathers, I'm an alcoholic (Hi Marshall)
I have a disease
and they don't know what to call it
Better hide your
wallet cause I'm comin up quick to strip your cash
Bought a ticket
to your concert just to come and whip your ass
Bitch, I'm comin
out swingin, so fast it'll make your eyes spin
You gettin knocked
the fuck out like Mike Tyson
The +Proof+ is
in the puddin, just ask the Deshaun Holton
I'll slit your
motherfuckin throat worse than Ron Goldman
Chorus:
So when you see
me on your block with two glocks
Screamin _Fuck
the World_ like Tupac
I just don't give
a fuuuuuck!!
Talkin that shit
behind my back, dirty mackin
tellin your boys
that I'm on crack
I just don't give
a fuuuuuck!!
So put my tape
back on the rack
Go run and tell
your friends my shit is wack
I just don't give
a fuuuuuck!!
But see me on
the street and duck
Cause you gon'
get stuck, stoned, and snuffed
Cause I just don't
give a fuuuuuck!!
Verse Two: Eminem
I'm Nicer than
Pete, but I'm on a Serch to crush a Miilkbone
I'm Everlast-ing,
I melt Vanilla Ice like silicone
I'm ill enough
to just straight up diss you for no reason
I'm colder than
snow season when it's twenty below freezin
Flavor with no
seasonin, this is the sneak preview
I'll diss your
magazine and still won't get a weak review
I'll make your
freak leave you, smell the Folgers crystals
This is a lyrical
combat, gentlemen hold your pistols
But I form like
Voltron and blast you with my shoulder missiles
Slim Shady, Eminem
was the old initials (Bye-bye!)
Extortion, snortin,
supportin abortion
Pathological liar,
blowin shit out of proportion
The looniest,
zaniest, spontaneous, sporadic
Impulsive thinker,
compulsive drinker, addict
Half animal, half
man
Dumpin your dead
body inside of a fuckin trash can
With more holes
than an Afghan
Chorus
Verse Three: Eminem
Somebody let me
out this limousine (hey, let me out!)
I'm a caged demon,
on stage screamin like Rage Against the Machine
I'm convinced
I'm a fiend, shootin up while this record is spinnin
Clinically brain
dead, I don't need a second opinion
Fuck droppin the
jewel, I'm flippin the sacred treasure
I'll bite your
motherfuckin style, just to make it fresher
I can't take the
pressure, I'm sick of bitches
Sick of naggin
bosses bitchin while I'm washin dishes
In school I never
said much, too busy havin a headrush
Doin too much
rush had my face flushed like red blush
Then I went to
Jim Beam, that's when my face grayed
Went to gym in
eighth grade, raped the women's swim team
Don't take me
for a joke I'm no comedian
Too many mental
problems got me snortin coke and smokin weed again
I'm goin up over
the curb, drivin on the median
Finally made it
home, but I don't got the key to get in
Chorus
Outro: Eminem
Hey, fuck that!
Outsidaz..
Pace One..
Young Zee..
TOUS DROITS RESERVES EMINEM AS MARSHALL MATHERS & AFTERMATH