Chorus: Repeat 2X
I dont know why
this world keep turning
Round and Round
But I wish it
would stop, and let me off right now
Yes man
As the World Turns
We all experience
things in life
Trials and Tribulations
That we all must
go through
When someone wants
to test us
When someone tries
our patience
[Eminem]
I hang with a
bunch of hippies
and wacky tobacco
planters
Who swallow lit
roaches
and light up like
jack-o-lanterns
Outsiders baby,
and we suing the courts
Cuz we're dope
as fuck and only get a 2 in the source
They never should've
booted me out of reform school
Deformed fool,takin
a shit in a warm pool
They threw me
out the Ramada Inn
I said it wasn't
me, I got a twin (Oh my god its you! Not again!)
It all started
when my mother took my bike away
Cuz I murdered
my guinea pig and stuck him in the microwave
After that, It
was straight to the 40 ouncers
Slappin teachers,
and jackin off in front of my counselors
Class clown freshman,
dressed like Les Nessman
Fuck the next
lesson, I'll past the test guessin
And all the other
kids said Eminem's a dishead,
He'll never last,
the only class he'll pass is phys ed
May be true, till
I told this bitch in gym class
That she was too
fat to swim laps, she needed Slim Fast (Who Me?)
Yeah bitch you
so big you walked into big Tanny's and stepped on Jenny Craig
She picked me
up to snap me like a skinny twig
Put me in the
headlock, then I thought of my guinea pig
I felt the evilness
and started transformin (RARRRR!)
It began storming,
I heard a bunch of cheering fans swarming
Grabbed that bitch
by her hair
Drug her across
the ground
And took her up
to the highest diving board and tossed her down
Sorry coach, its
too late to tell me stop
While I drop this
bitch face down and watch her belly flop
Chorus
As the World Turns
These are the
days of our lives
These are the
things that we must go through
Day by day
[Eminem]
We drive around
in million dollar sports cars
While little kids
hide this tape from their parents like bad report cards
Outsiders, and
we suing the courts
Cuz we dope as
fuck and only get a 2 in The Source
Hypercondriac,
hanging out at the laundromat
Where all the
raunchy fat white trashy blondes be at
Dressed like a
sailor, standin by a pale of garbage
Its almost dark
and I'm still tryna nail a trailor park bitch
I met a slut and
said "What up, its nice to meet ya"
I'd like to treat
ya to a Faygo and a slice of pizza
But I'm broke
as fuck and I don't get paid till the first of next month
But if you care
to join me, I was bout to roll this next blunt
But I aint got
no weed, no phillies, or no papers
Plus I'm a rapist
and a repeated prison escapist
So gimme all your
money
And don't try
nothin funny
Cuz you know your
stinkin ass is too fat to try to outrun me
I went to grab
my gun
Thats when her
ass put it on me
Wit an uppercut
and hit me with a basket of laundry
I fell through
the glass doors
Started causin
a scene
Then slid across
the floor and flew right into a washin machine
Jumped up with
a broken back
Thank god I was
smokin crack all day
And doped up off
coke and smack
All I wanted to
do was rape the bitch and snatch her purse
Now I wanna kill
her
But so I gotta
catch her first
Ran through Rally's
parkin lot and took a shortcut
Saw the house
she ran up in
And shot her fuckin
porch up
Kicked the door
down to murder this divorced slut
Looked around
the room
Thats when I seen
the bedroom door shut
I know you're
in there bitch! I got my gun cocked!
You might as well
come out now
She said "Come
in, its unlocked!"
I walked in and
all I smelled was Liz Claiborne
And seen her spread
across the bed naked watchin gay porn
She said "Come
her big boy, lets get acquainted"
I turned around
to run, twisted my ankle and sprained it
She came at me
at full speed, nothin could stop her
I shot her five
times and every bullet bounced off her
I started to beg
"No, please let go"
But she swallowed
my fuckin leg whole like an egg roll
With one leg left,
now I'm hoppin around crippled
I grabbed my pocket
knife and sliced off her right nipple
Just trying to
buy me some time, then I remembered this magic trick
Den Den Den Den
Den Den, Go go gadget dick!
Whipped that shit
out, and aint no doubt about it
It hit the ground
and caused an earthquake and power outage
I shouted "Now
bitch, lets see who gets the best!"
Stuffed that shit
in crooked and fucked that fat slut to death (Ahh!! Ahhh!)
Come here bitch!
Come here!
Take this motherfuckin
dick!
Bitch, come here!
Chorus to fade
And as we go along
Throughout the
days of our lives
We all face small
obstacles and challenges everyday
That we must go
through
These are the
things that surround us through our atmosphere
Every day
Every single day
the world keeps turning
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