[intro]
[Cowboy]
I reckon you ain't
familiar with these here parts
You know, there's
a story behind that there saloon
Twenty years ago,
two outlaws took this whole town over
Sheriffs couldn't
stop em
Quickest damn
gun slingers I've ever seen
Got murdered in
cold blood
That ol' saloon
there was their lil' home away from home
They say the ghosts
of Bad and Evil still live in that tavern
And on a quiet
night
You can still
hear the footsteps of Slim Shady and Royce Da Five-Nine
[Eminem]
I don't speak,
I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
I'm not a real
person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
I translate when
my voice is read through a sismograph
And a noise is
bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (AAHHH)
Trapped him in
his room, possessed him and hoist his bed
Till the evilness
flows through his blood like poisonous lead
Told him each
one of his boys is dead
I asked him to
come to the dark side, he made a choice and said
[Royce]
Who hard? yo I
done heard worse
We can get in
two cars and accelerate at each other
To see which one'll
swerve first
Two blind bandits
panic, whose mental capacity holds
That of a globe
on top of nine other planets
Kissed the cheek
of the devil
Intelligence level
is hell-ier than treble peakin on speakers in the ghetto
Dismissal, I'm
not a fair man, disgraced the race of a atheist
Intercepting missles
wit my bare hands like a patriot
One track sliced
without swords, I buried the Christ corpse
In my past life
when the Black Knight mounted the white horse
And stay over-worked,
its like the Nazis in the nations
Collaborating,
attemptin to take over the earth
[Eminem]
Cuz this is what
happens when Bad Meets Evil
We hit the trees
till we look like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and
I'm Bad like Steve Segal
Above the Law
cuz I don't agree wit police either (shit, me neither)
We ain't eager
to be legal
So please leave
me wit the keys to your Jeep Eagle
I breathe ether
in three amounts
When I stab myself
in the knee with a diseased needle
Releasin rage
on anybody in squeezing range
Cold enough to
make the seasons change into freezing rain
(He's insane)
No I'm not, I just want to shoot up and I'm pissed off
Cuz I can't find
a decent vain
[Royce]
The disaster wit
dreds
I'm Bad enough
to commit suicide and survive long enough
To kill my soul
after I'm dead
When in danger
it's funny actually my flavor's similar to a waiter
Cuz I serve any
stranger wit money
I spray a hundred,
man until they joint chains
While slippin
bullets at point blank range like they was punches
Piss on a flag
and burn it, murder you then come to your funeral
Serve this lobbyist,
strangle your body then confirm you
Whippin human
ass, throwin blows crackin jaws
Wit my fists wrapped
in gause, dipped in glue and glass
I'm blazin MC's,
at the same time amazin MC's
Somehow MC's ain't
that eye-brow raisin to me
>From all of angles
of us, flash a mack loud enough to cast a avalanche
And bust till
volcanoes errupt
[interlude]
*phone rings*
Hello? (Billy)
Aiyyo what's up (we're comin to get you)
STOP, THEY KNOW
IT'S US!!
[Eminem]
I used to be a
loudmouth, remember me? (uh-ah)
I'm the one who
burned your house down (oh)
Well I'm out now
(shit), and this time I'm comin back to blow your house up
And I ain't gon
leave you a window to jump out of
Give me two fat
tabs and three shrooms
And you won't
see me like fat people in steam rooms
And when I go
to hell and I'm gettin ready to leave
I'ma put air in
a bag and charge people to breathe
[Royce] (Eminem)
Cuz this is what
happens when Bad Meets Evil
And we hit the
trees till we look like Vietnamese people
He's Evil, and
I'm Bad like Steve Segal
Against peaceful,
see you in hell for the sequel
(We'll be waitin)
See you in hell
Wall Street, Royce
Da Five-Nine, Slim Shady
See you in hell
for the sequel (bye bye)
Bad Meets Evil,
what? (till next time)
[Cowboy]
And so that's
the story when Bad Meets Evil
Two of the most
wanted individuals in the county
Made Jesse James
and Billy the Kid look like law-abiding citizens
It's too bad they
had to go out the way they did
Got shot in the
back comin out of that ol' saloon
But their spirits
still live on till this day
Shhh...[spits]
wait, did y'all hear that?
[Footsteps and
windblowing]
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