OK, I'm going to
attempt to drown myself
You can try this
at home
You can be just
like me!
Mic check one two..
we recordin?
I'm cancerous,
so when I diss you wouldn't wanna answer this
If you responded
back with a battle rap you wrote for Canibus
I strangled you
to death then I choked you again
Then break your
fuckin legs till your bones poke through your skin
You beef wit me,
I'ma even the score equally
Take you on Jerry
Springer, and beat yer ass legally
I get you blunted
off of funny home grown
Cause when I smoke
out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono
(Ohh no!!)
So if I said I never did drugs
That would mean
I lie AND get fucked more than the President does
Hillary Clinton
tried to slap me and call me a pervert
I ripped her fuckin
tonsils out and fed her sherbet (Bitch!)
My nerves hurt,
and lately I'm on edge
Grabbed Vanilla
Ice and ripped out his blonde dreads (Fuck you!)
Every girl I ever
went out wit is goin lez
Follow me and
do exactly what the song says:
smoke weed, take
pills, drop outta school, kill people and drink
And jump behind
the wheel like it was still legal
I'm dumb enough
to walk in a store and steal
So I'm dumb enough
to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill
Some people only
see that I'm white, ignorin skill
Cause I stand
out like a green hat with a orange bill
But I don't get
pissed, y'all don't even see through the mist
How the fuck can
I be white, I don't even exist
I get a clean
shave, bathe, go to a rave
Die from an overdose
and dig myself up out of my grave
My middle finger
won't go down, how do I wave?
And this is how
I'm supposed to teach kids how to behave?
Now follow
me and do exactly what you see
Don't you wanna
grow up to be just like me!
I slap women
and eat shrooms then O.D.
Now don't you
wanna grow up to be just like me!
Me and Marcus Allen
went over to see Nicole
When we heard
a knock at the door, must have been Ron Gold'
Jumped behind
the door, put the orgy on hold
Killed em both
and smeared blood in a white Bronco (we did it!)
My mind won't
work if my spine don't jerk
I slapped Garth
Brooks out of his Rhinestone shirt
I'm not a player
just a ill rhyme sayer
That'll spray
an Aerosol can up at the ozone layer (psssssssh)
My rap style's
warped, I'm runnin out the morgue
witcha dead grandmother's
corpse to throw it on your porch
Jumped in a Chickenhawk
cartoon wit a cape on
And beat up Foghorn
Leghorn with an acorn
I'm bout as normal
as Norman Bates, with deformative traits
A premature birth
that was four minutes late
Mother.. are you
there? I love you
I never meant
to hit you over the head with that shovel
Will someone explain
to my brain that I just severed
a main vein with
a chainsaw and I'm in pain?
I take a breather
and sighed; either I'm high, or I'm nuts
Cause if you ain't
tiltin this room, neither am I
So when you see
your mom with a thermometer shoved in her ass
Then it probably
is obvious I got it on with her
Cause when I drop
this solo shit it's over with
I bought Cage's
tape, opened it, and dubbed over it
I came to
the club drunk with a fake ID
Don't you wanna
grow up to be just like me!
I've been
with 10 women who got HIV
Now don't you
wanna grow up to be just like me!
I got genital
warts and it burns when I pee
Don't you wanna
grow up to be just like me!
I tie a
rope around my penis and jump from a tree
You probably wanna
grow up to be just like me!!!
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